Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann:
Pop rocks are an important part of your remote viewing experience.
Please fasten your gossamer thread, and tie your Nikes like the wings they once were. Admit that you like Honeydew Mellon, Mountain Dew and Willie Nelson. Take a moment to look around, now where are you? Take a moment to test all your senses.
hearing on the right,
now on the left
blink right blink left open and close your mouth,
run your tongue over your teeth, breath deep,
in your own natural rhythm. say “ha” with a breathy whisper.
Use one hand to touch the other, drive the grooves of your palms and say:
“I know this back of my hand like this town.” Laugh if indicated.
Promote yourself in the game of life.
What do you smell?
You smell home cooking. It’s only the river.
This has been a test.
You are not alone.
The street light that blinks out
when you walk under it,
that’s god’s wink.
(this is the truncated version, other pages and recipes were lost in the Great Fire of Four)